Me vs. Wii: Round 1

If you have never used a Wii Fit then you haven't experienced true humiliation. The best thing I can say is that I've got good left/right balance, but apparently I lean back more than I should.  That's the only semi-positive thing the Wii had to say to me. 

Standing on the Wii Fit Board I knew I was in for it:
Height = 5'7"
BMI = 45.47
Weight = 289 lbs
Wii Age: 44 (my actual age is 31)

The Wii system promptly changed by little Mii character...please notice that not only did I increase my girth, my facial expression in the second pic is not so happy now.  Oh and I forgot to mention that when my Mii gained weight there was a cartoony expanding sound, like blowing up a balloon.

The results of Round 1: Wii 1, Me 0